Of A Silly Letter

Labels: , , , , , Scribbled by fookiat on 18 November 2007 on 2:02 PM


I'm still having my exams and I got so much free time in my hand. Got another paper tomorrow and I know I should be spending my time studying, but what the heck. I recently received an email from the principal of my residential college. Its a 'friendly' reminder to all the students. Below are a few snippets of her letter.

Sekadar mukadimah...untuk makluman warga Kachi 1, satu perkara yang cukup panas berlaku dua hari yang lepas..saya bersama felo kita dan pengetua Kachi 2 telah berjaya menangkap pasangan bercinta di dalam toilet lelaki, di Mall...emph..kan dah kantoi...kes ni kami serahkan ke pihak UK.

Alright, you guys are so free till you want to stalk couples in the toilet. Its the toilet for heaven's sake. And what are the couple in the toilet? I think that they are just forced to make out, I mean date in the guy's toilet just because all the other places are prohibited from doing so. Come one people, get a room somewhere. Next time you kid ask you, Mama, where was I conceived? What would you answer? Err... the toilet?
malamnya...saya menegur sepasang pelajar berbangsa India yang study di cafe kat Mona yang sedang menepuk2 manja bahu teman lelakinya.
semalam pula...seorang pelajar berbangsa Cina datang berjumpa saya, kerana kes kantoi nya menunggang motorsikal berlainan jantina...
Why only Chinese and Indians? No Malays? The moral of the story is, you shall not touch your guy on the shoulder. It gives out the wrong impression to the others. Touch on the shoulder = want to make out. Can't be on the same bike. Alright, this I can understand but well, what is the big deal anyway? Its not like you will get a hard on or something. Right? Right??!?!?!

berpegang2an dan membonceng motor berlaian jantina tidak dibenarkan sama sekali dan adalah menjadi kesalahan di uum untuk semua kaum.tidak ada khusus untuk mana2 kaum.

Yeah right!! For all races? Why the hell did you only mention Chinese and Malay on the text above? No Malay? Does that mean that Malays don't hold hands? They just walk around, not holding hands and someday out of nowhere, the guy proposes. The girl agrees. The first time they get to hold hands would be in the altar. You think so? I don't.

kami ucapkan setinggi-tinggi perhargaan dan terima kasih kepada pemberi2 maklumat (identiti dirahsiakan atas sebab keselamatan)kerana usaha menyelamatkan kolej kita semalam dari dosa maksiat...harapan kami, agar selepas ini, lebih ramai yang berani untuk memberikan maklumat untuk menyelamatkan kolej dari menjadi sarang maksiat.

You are thanking stalkers and giving them honors like a war hero just because they are a voyeur? Imagine all the criminals in the jail getting an honor like that. Come on people, don't you all have a life? Stop voyeuring on others. Just because you can't get yourself someone doesn't mean that you should bother others.

Instead of spending time to catch couples making out, holding hands, or even catching them while they are on a bike, why don't you do something helpful like, oh.. I don't know... GIVING US WIRELESS IN OUR ROOMS? I do think that will solve everything. If people can download porn in their rooms, they won't resolve to doing it in the toilet. If people can chat online, they won't be holding hands in the public. If people just can online. If they just could. If I just could...

terms
kachi 1 - my residential college
kachi 2 - neighboring residential college
mona - college cafe
UK - unit keselamatan

3 miserable comments:

  1. clare said,

    Kinda rare to see you blogging on the day before an exam. Anyway, yeah...GIVE US THE FREAKING WIRELESS IN OUR ROOMS! For the benefit of all, no more 'dosa maksiat', no more making out, no more holding hands...and I still don't understand why can't ride on a motorcycle with the opposite sex.

    It's not like the girls will get pregnant by doing so. Oh, I know! According to these smart alecs, you can get pregnant by only touching on the skin of the opposite sex. Idiot! No common sense!

    They have too much time in hands. Too free, nothing to do. Turned instant stalker. Do something more beneficial lah, for goodness' sake! Like, review your impractical rules, ways to curb water shortage, and serve edible food for the students! Wireless as well, of course!

    Can I steal this and blog about it in my blog? =P

    on Monday, November 19, 2007 5:52:00 PM  


  2. clare said,

    Forgot to add: I saw a lot of Malays riding on a motorcycle with the opposite sex. I never heard about them being caught or something also.

    on Monday, November 19, 2007 5:59:00 PM  


  3. fookiat said,

    lol.. you already taken it lar..

    on Saturday, November 24, 2007 4:37:00 PM  


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